ALLJOY
The Data Crime Files™

Meet the usual suspects.

Every troubled program has the same cast of villains — each one a data crime in a tailored coat, insisting it is only being disciplined. We name them, so you can spot them before they bill you.

The Bad Data Bandit — Enterprise Data's Most Wanted
Case #001
The Bad Data Bandit Open →
The Spreadsheet Smuggler — Partner in Crime
Case #002
The Spreadsheet Smuggler Open →
The Rogue AI Agent — Changes His Answer to Fit the System
Case #003
The Rogue AI Agent Open →
Lazy Larry — Chief Delay Officer
Case #004
Lazy Larry Open →
Ego Eddie — Chief Image Officer
Case #005
Ego Eddie Open →
The Duplicate Dealer — The Bad Bunny
Case #006
The Duplicate Dealer Open →
Freeze-Date Frank — The Premature Freezer
Case #007
Freeze-Date Frank Open →
The Silo King — Ruler of the Data Fiefdom
Case #008
The Silo King Open →
Rework Randy — The Hamster Wheel Hero
Case #009
Rework Randy Open →
Punt-It Paul — Chief Priority Officer
Case #010
Punt-It Paul Open →
Fire-Drill Fred — Crisis Manager, Not Cause Manager
Case #011
Fire-Drill Fred Open →

The Data Crime Files™ and its characters — The Bad Data Bandit™, The Spreadsheet Smuggler™, The Rogue AI Agent™, Lazy Larry™, Ego Eddie™, The Duplicate Dealer™, Freeze-Date Frank™, The Silo King™, Rework Randy™, Punt-It Paul™, Fire-Drill Fred™ — are trademarks of ALLJOY Consulting. All character artwork and written content © 2026 W.J. Thomas Consulting, LTD (ALLJOY Consulting). All rights reserved.