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The Data Crime Files™ · Case #011

Fire-Drill Fred™

a.k.a. Crisis Manager, Not Cause Manager · Dalmatian
Fire-Drill Fred — Crisis Manager, Not Cause Manager. Fights the same fires every week and never asks why they keep starting.

Meet Fire-Drill Fred. He is always ready for the next emergency.

More people.
More meetings.
More escalation.
More activity.

But very little actually gets fixed.

Some leaders are so used to fighting fires that they stop asking why the fires keep happening in the first place.

So the cycle continues.

Throw resources at the symptom.

Push through the crisis.
Celebrate the rescue.
Then do it all over again next week.

That is not leadership.

Leadership is not just responding well under pressure.

Leadership is building the kind of process, accountability, and discipline that prevents the same problems from lighting up over and over again.

If your team is constantly in hero mode, you may not have a people problem.

You may have a root cause problem.

And until someone is willing to slow down long enough to fix that root, the fires will keep coming.

Prevent. Fix the root. Lead.

Bad process is a data crime.

The verdict
Prevent. Fix the root. Lead.

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